March 2012
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I believe in the separation of Rick Santorum and elected office.
– Some random facebooker
No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else’s house - especially someone...
– The Dowager Countess (via howstrangetobeanythingatall)
February 2012
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Help
I want to write, but alas, it seems I have drained dry my well of creativity. I am dying.
That’s where you come in. Prompt me. Inspire me. Help me overcome this writer’s-Great-Wall-of-China I’m currently facing. Send me something, anything, a word, a phrase; get the ball rolling, so to speak.
If you want, I’ll post whatever I come up with here, depending on quality, of...
Roses are red Violets are blue Anna Karenina dies.
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How To Romance A Girl, As Taught By My 2nd Period...
Teacher: Gentlemen, there is one movie that you really have to know in order to make your girlfriends happy on Valentine's Day.
Girl: STAR WARS!
Teacher: ...I was referring to The Notebook, but that's a great choice, too.
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Conversations Backstage
Boy: Your violin looks really old.
Me: It's not, really. It looks older than it is.
Boy: Can I look at it?
*takes violin, looks inside*
Boy: Oh, made in 2006.
Boy: It looks way older than it is.
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