February 2012
18 posts
savvylikeyeahhh:
I’ll Make A Man Out Of You (A...
thelittlestlondon:
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interwar:
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Roses are red Violets are blue Anna Karenina dies.
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How To Romance A Girl, As Taught By My 2nd Period...
Teacher: Gentlemen, there is one movie that you really have to know in order to make your girlfriends happy on Valentine's Day.
Girl: STAR WARS!
Teacher: ...I was referring to The Notebook, but that's a great choice, too.
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Conversations Backstage
Boy: Your violin looks really old.
Me: It's not, really. It looks older than it is.
Boy: Can I look at it?
*takes violin, looks inside*
Boy: Oh, made in 2006.
Boy: It looks way older than it is.
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They say that birds do it Bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love
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“The best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well,...”
– Stephen Colbert
January 2012
26 posts
What would happen if I poured a whole bag of Pop...
Because I’m staring at my bag of Pop Rocks and I need to know whether it would cause any debilitating injuries or whether it would just be mildly uncomfortable
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it, of course.
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“If you’re a cyclops, is it winking or blinking?”
– A boy in my science class
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No, "Unknown Number", I do NOT want some extra...
SO STOP TEXTING ME
I DON’T WANT YOUR FREE $1500
While I applaud all your theories, tumblr, I have...
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SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW SHERLOCK SURVIVED THE FALL
BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN THROUGH EVERY POSSIBLE SOLUTION THAT I CAN THINK OF AND NONE OF THEM MAKE SENSE IN THE CONTEXT OF THE SHOW
I mean, I know Molly had something to do with it, and probably Mycroft, as well, but I can’t get around the fact that John was watching the entire time and thus would have seen a body-switch or something like that. The only two times something could have happened...
“You…you told me once…that you weren’t a hero. There were times when I didn’t...”
– John Watson (via beyondthemegapixels)
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Reichenbach
I have nothing to say. You know how I feel.
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Chairman of the American Mustaches Institute says... →
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I wish I could be a Regency heroine
Because then, when I fell ill, I wouldn’t have to do anything and people would come sit by my bedside and entertain me and bring me food and tea and news.
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The Hounds of Baskerville
Sherlock and his harpoon and the search for cigarettes and deducing Mrs. Hudson and John’s exasperated patience and poor, poor Henry and Sherlock driving and then acting like a normal person and the military base and Mycroft’s ID and John pulling rank and breaking in and “We broke into a military base because of a rabbit?” and bad plans and everyone being very, very afraid...
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I want to show you guys that my magazine where my...
But it has my full name and also the city where I’m from printed right below it.
So, you’ll just have to take me at my word that I’m a PUBLISHED POET.
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2012 to-do list
shershockblanket:
Don’t die before A Scandal in Belgravia
Don’t die before The Hounds of Baskerville
Don’t die before The Reichenbach Fall
LOOKIN’ GOOD SO FAR
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You know that feeling when something is absolute...
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Sherlock
So worth the wait it’s not even funny.
Except it was funny. Very, very funny. And angsty and tense and absolutely, fantastically glorious.
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Things I did in 2011
Got my driver’s license
Applied to colleges
Met amazing people
Discovered how much I really love the BBC
Witnessed the end of Harry Potter
Wrote (a lot)
Knit a sweater
Knit a Totoro
Played in several concerts
And most of all…
Did not get killed by my cat
December 2011
32 posts
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“I think, back in the day, they would’ve cast Michael J. Fox as Frodo.”
– My Dad
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